Funny Food Names
Google adsIt’s not hard to see the humor in these food product names… just sound them out, as we so often tell children who are learning to read!
Baked Goods
Name: Bimbo Sandwich
Product: Bread
Country: Portugal
Name: Finest Paris Brest
Product: Pastry
Country: United Kingdom
Name: JussiPussi
Product: Dinner Rolls
Country: Finland
Beverages
Name: Aass Fatol
Product: Beer
Country: Norway
Name: Black Bush
Product: Liquor
Country: Ireland
Name: Baldanis
Product: Liquor
Country: France
Name: Bonka
Product: Coffee
Country: Spain
Name: Cockburns
Product: Liquor
Country: England
Name: Dry Sack
Product: Liquor
Country: Spain
Name: Erektus
Product: Energy Drink
Country: Czech Republic
Name: Fart
Product: Juice Drink
Country: Poland
Name: Fat
Product: Beer
Country: Sweden
Name: Horlicks
Product: Hot Drink
Country: England
Name: Pee Cola
Product: Soft Drink
Country: Ghana
Name: Piddle in the Hole
Product: Beer
Country: England
Condiments
Name: Botterramm
Product: Margarine
Country: Greece
Name: Cemen
Product: Sauce
Country: Turkey
Name: Chili Willy
Product: Hot Sauce
Country: United States
Name: Jerk Sauce
Product: Sauce
Country: Jamaica
Name: Krapai
Product: Pickled Dill
Country: Turkey
Dairy
Name: Bra
Product: Yogurt
Country: Sweden
Name: Dickmilch
Product: Milk Drink
Country: Germany
Dry Goods
Name: Cock Rice Sticks
Product: Noodles
Country: Greece
Name: Doobys
Product: Cereal
Country: Chile
Name: Cok’ Bacon
Product: Corn Snacks
Country: France
Name: Kockens Anis
Product: Anis-seed
Country: Sweden
Name: Prick
Product: Potato Chips
Country: Brazil
Meat
Name: Belchers Square Sausage
Product: Sausage
Country: Scotland
Name: Bog
Product: Canned Pork
Country: Denmark
Name: Cock Soup
Product: Soup
Country: Jamaica
Name: Wimpy Chicken Bender
Product: Chicken
Country: England
Sweets
Name: Big Nuts
Product: Candy
Country: Belgium
Name: BumBum
Product: Ice Cream
Country: Germany
Name: Bumlingar
Product: Licorice
Country: Sweden
Name: Coming Lemon
Product: Candy
Country: Japan
Name: Crap’s
Product: Chocolate
Country: France
Name: Creamy Ball
Product: Candy
Country: Japan
Name: Cream Colon
Product: Cookie
Country: Japan
Name: Fart
Product: Candy Bar
Country: Poland
Name: Finger Marie
Product: Cookie
Country: Sweden
Name: Gaiety
Product: Cookies
Country: Australia
Name: Grany Maniac
Product: Candy
Country: France
Name: Mental
Product: Mints
Country: France
Name: Plopp
Product: Candy Bar
Country: Czech Republic
Name: Spotted Dick
Product: Sponge Cake
Country: England
Miscellaneous
Name: Bona
Product: Baby Food
Country: Finland
Name: Cock on the Mountain Top
Product: Fruit in Syrup
Country: Thailand
Name: Cok
Product: Baby Food
Country: Russia