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Funny Pet Names For Fish

Its not surprising that the majority of pet fish purchased here in the United States are for children, they just love them. Having two kids of my own and a couple of fish, I know for certain that they can sit and watch those fish swim around in their tank for hours, and have a blast doing so. Fish are truly some of the most peaceful creatures in the world and they make wonderful pets.

Sure its true, you can’t take a fish for a walk or play with it in the backyard, but you can cozy up next to the tank and daydream as you stare endlessly into cool water. Now of course if you have decided to buy a fish for you or for your kids, its going to need a name and that’s what you’re waiting for here so when it comes to kids and probably even you, one of the best perks to getting a pet fish or any pet for that matter, is choosing the name, and hey who doesn’t love funny names?

It can be difficult coming up with new names, I tend to draw a blank as soon as I start to think about it, but there are some tricks that will help. Try thinking of your favorite movie and television characters, or maybe your child has a favorite cartoon character with a funny name. Look around the house for inspiration, funny names often come from the strangest places, that’s what makes them funny. Never fear, if that doesn’t work, below are some funny pet names for fish that you and your special little ones are going to love. Feel free to use them as they are, or for inspiration in creating your very own unique fish name.

Funny Pet Names for Fish

  • Snuggles
  • Fetch
  • Doogie
  • Squiggles
  • Mr. Bubbles
  • Fluffy
  • Lollipop
  • Princess
  • Scooter
  • Jaws
  • Cricket
  • Pinky
  • Flapjack
  • Tiny Tim
  • Perky

You can name your fish anything you like, or should I say anything you can think up, the stranger the name is, the funnier it is going to be so think creatively. Some of the best names and you can see I have used some above, are typical dog names, simply because you can’t snuggle with a fish which is what makes it funny!

Funny Names

Funny Food Names

It’s not hard to see the humor in these food product names… just sound them out, as we so often tell children who are learning to read!

Baked Goods

Name: Bimbo Sandwich

Product: Bread

Country: Portugal

Name: Finest Paris Brest

Product: Pastry

Country: United Kingdom

Name: JussiPussi

Product: Dinner Rolls

Country: Finland

Beverages

Name: Aass Fatol

Product: Beer

Country: Norway

Name: Black Bush

Product: Liquor

Country: Ireland

Name: Baldanis

Product: Liquor

Country: France

Name: Bonka

Product: Coffee

Country: Spain

Name: Cockburns

Product: Liquor

Country: England

Name: Dry Sack

Product: Liquor

Country: Spain

Name: Erektus

Product: Energy Drink

Country: Czech Republic

Name: Fart

Product: Juice Drink

Country: Poland

Name: Fat

Product: Beer

Country: Sweden

Name: Horlicks

Product: Hot Drink

Country: England

Name: Pee Cola

Product: Soft Drink

Country: Ghana

Name: Piddle in the Hole

Product: Beer

Country: England

Condiments

Name: Botterramm

Product: Margarine

Country: Greece

Name: Cemen

Product: Sauce

Country: Turkey

Name: Chili Willy

Product: Hot Sauce

Country: United States

Name: Jerk Sauce

Product: Sauce

Country: Jamaica

Name: Krapai

Product: Pickled Dill

Country: Turkey

Dairy

Name: Bra

Product: Yogurt

Country: Sweden

Name: Dickmilch

Product: Milk Drink

Country: Germany

Dry Goods

Name: Cock Rice Sticks

Product: Noodles

Country: Greece

Name: Doobys

Product: Cereal

Country: Chile

Name: Cok’ Bacon

Product: Corn Snacks

Country: France

Name: Kockens Anis

Product: Anis-seed

Country: Sweden

Name: Prick

Product: Potato Chips

Country: Brazil

Meat

Name: Belchers Square Sausage

Product: Sausage

Country: Scotland

Name: Bog

Product: Canned Pork

Country: Denmark

Name: Cock Soup

Product: Soup

Country: Jamaica

Name: Wimpy Chicken Bender

Product: Chicken

Country: England

Sweets

Name: Big Nuts

Product: Candy

Country: Belgium

Name: BumBum

Product: Ice Cream

Country: Germany

Name: Bumlingar

Product: Licorice

Country: Sweden

Name: Coming Lemon

Product: Candy

Country: Japan

Name: Crap’s

Product: Chocolate

Country: France

Name: Creamy Ball

Product: Candy

Country: Japan

Name: Cream Colon

Product: Cookie

Country: Japan

Name: Fart

Product: Candy Bar

Country: Poland

Name: Finger Marie

Product: Cookie

Country: Sweden

Name: Gaiety

Product: Cookies

Country: Australia

Name: Grany Maniac

Product: Candy

Country: France

Name: Mental

Product: Mints

Country: France

Name: Plopp

Product: Candy Bar

Country: Czech Republic

Name: Spotted Dick

Product: Sponge Cake

Country: England

Miscellaneous

Name: Bona

Product: Baby Food

Country: Finland

Name: Cock on the Mountain Top

Product: Fruit in Syrup

Country: Thailand

Name: Cok

Product: Baby Food

Country: Russia

Funny Blog Names

At my job, I’m always looking at blogs, and some of the names really catch my attention. The funny names always intrigue me, and make me open the blog. There are some really funny ones out there. Here are some of my favorites:

* The Typing Makes Me Sound Busy
* Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
* Where Am I Going … And Why Am I in this Handbasket?
* I Should Be Folding Laundry
* Happy Hour … Somewhere (from our very own Kat!)
* Muffintopless
* Drunk Writer Talk
* Back of the Napkin blog
* Ungirdled Passion
* I Could Cry but I Don’t Have Time
* I Do Things So You Don’t Have To
* Life Just Keeps Getting Weirder
* 40 Is the New 20
* Daddy Is Tired

Do you have some blogs whose names you just love? Share them with us! I love a little “clever” on a Monday morning. …